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[20 Jul 2006|12:46am] |
Daphne Gottlieb - watch your tense and case
oh baby
i want to be your direct object.
you know, that is to say
i want to be on the other
side of all the verbs i know
you know how to use.
i've seen you conjugate:
i touch
you touched
you heard
she knows
who cares
i'm interested in
a few decent prepositions:
above, over, inside, atop,
below, around and
i'm sure there are more
right on the tip of
your tongue.
i am ready to spend
the present perfect
splitting your infinitive
there's an art to the way you
dangle your participle and
since we're being informal it's okay to
use a few contractions, like
wasn't (going to)
shouldn't (have)
and a conjunction:
but (did it anyway)
and i'm really really glad
you're not into dependent
clauses since all i'm really
interested in is your
bad, bad grammar
and your exclamation point.
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[07 Jun 2006|10:29am] |
-Kathy Griffin is the funniest goddamn woman on this planet. thank you, channel Bravo, for showing hours upon hours of her comedy and thank you TiVo for storing it for me on those lonely nights
-read carefully:
"you are one strange girl. you're like that hard ass on the street with the fucking bunny rabbit in her hand. doll in one hand and a butterfly knife in the other with a blunt in her mouth"
thus answering the question of why i never get dates. apparently, i have three arms. am i the only one that didn't know this?
-foreign guy at bp randomly grabbed my hand (1 of the 3 that is) about 2 weeks ago and read my palm. reason? there wasn't one. he told me "uh oh. your life vedy vedy short. but you have great luck! and strong heart! but... your life short" what a downer. he then followed me to my car and harassed kaity. but thats another story...
-blake got me a job. lets give it up for blake! wooo! down side: uniform. i've never had to wear a uniform. except at golden corral but that lasted, what, 2 days? roughly.
i'm going to go watch more kathy griffin. but only because i'm lame as shit.
peace
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[05 Jun 2005|07:44pm] |
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i'm meggin.
and i betcha can't do it like me.
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