urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:002894621 002894621 002894621 2006-10-26T05:20:50Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:002894621:39208 2006-07-20T04:46:45Z 2006-07-20T04:46:45Z Daphne Gottlieb - watch your tense and case<br /><br />oh baby<br />i want to be your direct object.<br />you know, that is to say<br />i want to be on the other<br />side of all the verbs i know<br />you know how to use.<br /><br />i've seen you conjugate:<br />i touch<br />you touched<br />you heard<br />she knows<br />who cares<br /><br />i'm interested in<br />a few decent prepositions:<br />above, over, inside, atop,<br />below, around and<br />i'm sure there are more<br />right on the tip of<br />your tongue.<br /><br />i am ready to spend<br />the present perfect<br />splitting your infinitive<br />there's an art to the way you<br />dangle your participle and<br /><br />since we're being informal it's okay to<br />use a few contractions, like<br />wasn't (going to)<br />shouldn't (have)<br />and a conjunction:<br />but (did it anyway)<br /><br />and i'm really really glad<br />you're not into dependent<br />clauses since all i'm really<br />interested in is your<br />bad, bad grammar<br />and your exclamation point. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:002894621:38427 2006-06-07T14:30:14Z 2006-06-07T14:30:14Z -Kathy Griffin is the funniest goddamn woman on this planet. thank you, channel Bravo, for showing hours upon hours of her comedy and thank you TiVo for storing it for me on those lonely nights<br /><br /><br />-read carefully:<br /><i>"you are one strange girl. you're like that hard ass on the street with the fucking bunny rabbit in her hand. doll in one hand and a butterfly knife in the other with a blunt in her mouth"</i><br />thus answering the question of why i never get dates. apparently, i have three arms. am i the only one that didn't know this?<br /><br /><br />-foreign guy at bp randomly grabbed my hand (1 of the 3 that is) about 2 weeks ago and read my palm. reason? there wasn't one. he told me "uh oh. your life vedy vedy short. but you have great luck! and strong heart! but... your life short" what a downer. he then followed me to my car and harassed kaity. but thats another story...<br /><br /><br />-blake got me a job. lets give it up for blake! wooo! down side: uniform. i've never had to wear a uniform. except at golden corral but that lasted, what, 2 days? roughly.<br /><br /><br />i'm going to go watch more kathy griffin. but only because i'm lame as shit.<br />peace urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:002894621:673 2005-06-05T23:53:15Z 2006-10-26T05:20:50Z <p align="center"><br /><img height="146" width="189" alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/meggin_yo/kookie.jpg" /><br /><br />i'm meggin.<br />and i betcha can't do it like me.</p>